If Spam is to be believed
August 09, 08 by roIf Spam is to be believed:
- I can be healthy at low cost
- I can get any meds without the need for a prescription
- There are shocking videos concerning Spongebob in lewd acts
- acachamuhammed147 is expecting to hear from me soon
- I can increase my diameter by 30% in just a few weeks
- Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy was all a hoax
- I should show “her” attention every night
- 16 Police died in a Pre-Olympic attack
- Corrupt chinese officials have been betrayed by leaky toilets
- Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are lovers (video proof)
- Scientists have managed to create a prosthetic brain
- Batman is gay (video proof)
- Lindsey Lohan died in a car crash
- Switzerland is to be devoured by a black hole
- Gilles Candace’s scrotum is getting really huge these days
- Richard Nixon speaks from the grave
- Jebediah Beverley has 10 things to tell a naked woman
- Certain schools have adopted a Gay-Ass uniform policy
- Secret elephant patrols are occuring in Sumatra
- FBI can watch our conversations over facebook
- Mariah Carey is many men’s sex goddess
Good thing I keep up-to-date with these things.
Poojie Says: 09.08.08 at 11:28 pm
You forgot:
1. You have won $150,000 and (something)bank in Africa will transfer it all to you as soon as they receive your bank details.
2. The Salvation Army / Red Cross / Random Charity will donate 2c if you forward this email on behalf of little Sue Brown who’s dying of chronic boredom in Arizona.
3. Some lizards are aliens and wearing Al foil caps protects you from their telepathic mind control dictatorship which already controls South East Asia and most of the Bush Administration.